You know what’s coming….
But its great exercise….
Seriously, ladies… Leave it to the pros (I’m not sure if that’s a compliment to professional pole dancers or not, but that’s neither here nor there). Honestly, there are only two things that something like this is going to get: A big ass bruise and a hilarious YouTube video. I can hear it now: “Hey honey, look at me… Look how sexy — OH SHIT!!” **Crashes into the floor**
If you want to do yourself a favor, then stop. Just stop now. Put down those lofty career aspirations of being a pole dancer. If you want to do my sense of humor a favor, then by all means, keep falling off that pole.