Shaking My Head

You know what’s coming….

But its great exercise….

Seriously, ladies… Leave it to the pros (I’m not sure if that’s a compliment to professional pole dancers or not, but that’s neither here nor there).  Honestly, there are only two things that something like this is going to get:  A big ass bruise and a hilarious YouTube video.  I can hear it now: “Hey honey, look at me… Look how sexy — OH SHIT!!” **Crashes into the floor**

If you want to do yourself a favor, then stop.  Just stop now.  Put down those lofty career aspirations of being a pole dancer.  If you want to do my sense of humor a favor, then by all means, keep falling off that pole.

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