Mr. Flat Bill
Nothing says douchebag like a guy wearing one of these in the gym. Wait, I meant SCREAMS douchebag. There are a lot of things that make someone look like an idiot during their workout, but this is right up there with the best of them. There are hats made specifically for exercise and running. There are hats that aren’t made specifically for exercise, but can be worn during activity. And then there are flat bill caps. Nothing – ABSOLUTELY NOTHING – about a flat bill cap says “where me during your next workout.” Not only does it not fit the bill – see what I did there – of functional workout attire, but you just look like a complete moron.
Please, do us all a favor. Take the hat off. Also, remove you fake gold chain. Pull your pants up. And stop taking selfies. I don’t see this very often when working out, but OH MY GOD does it leave me Shaking My Head whenever it happens.